Hose Monkey Charters

11/12/2024

To all my fellow Hose Monkeys out there, spread the word. Best place at the lake! GET ON IT!!

We have a position open; applications are due Jan 3rd.

01/12/2024

Unlock the ultimate boating experience by easily booking your charter and captain together! Enjoy a seamless adventure on the water without the hassle. Visit www.hosemonkeycharters.com to book your charter today!
(Cpt. Tyler and his first mate Emma. Father daughter team!)

10/09/2024

We now accept venmo for our Captains services for your convenience!

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01/09/2024

Please keep her husband, children, and her extended police family in your thoughts and prayers.

01/09/2024

With Lake TV – Well would you look at that, I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉

26/08/2024

For all our brothers and sisters in service. I got mine, now go get yours!

23/08/2024

Best in the biz!

20/08/2024

It’s about that time!!

18/07/2024

Don’t forget to join us tonight at 6 pm for our Art Spirit Tasting!! You don’t want to miss this event!!🥃🥃🥃☀️🌴🎉🥳

10/07/2024

We had a cancellation for Saturday July 20th. Send us a referal, and if they book, you get $100!! Im not making this up. Now, help us fill this void in our little hearts….

02/07/2024

While we all enjoy the Lake of the Ozarks and love a good time, there is no excuse for this behavior. Please help us find these individuals.

UPDATE: The subject in the photo has contacted our office and is cooperating with our investigation. At this time we do not believe him to be a suspect in this case. Thank you for the overwhelming assistance in sharing this information to help with our investigation. The investigation continues as deputies and detectives are following up on leads.

On Friday, June 28, deputies responded to the Fish & Co. Restaurant in Camdenton for a reported assault. �
During the investigation. deputies discovered a restaurant employee was allegedly pulled into the Lake by a group of restaurant patrons who left the dining area without paying their bar tab. When the server approached the group, which was boarding a boat, she grabbed a boat rail to prevent the boat from leaving. According to the server an unidentified male on the boat then grabbed her arm and pulled her into the lake as the boat was backing away from the slip. The server was able to climb out of the lake by using the swim deck of a nearby boat and is uninjured.
The group of approximately a half dozen people left the area on a red-decked pontoon boat. Witnesses on scene said the group was unknown to them and believed them to be from out of state.
If you have any information regarding the identities of any of the members of the group, please contact the Camden County Sheriff’s Office at 573-346-2243.

24/06/2024

Everyone! Let’s wish Destiny a happy 30th birthday!! If you need to plan the best bachelorette party of the century, she is THE ONE! (Got your Bach) Also, thank you Bestside Boxes and Boards for the tasty assortment of snacks. It was a great day of fun and celebration on the lake!

23/06/2024

Another day on the lake!

19/06/2024

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎 Do a little dance with me to celebrate!!

Cade Mahlberg, Chuck Odenwald, Gary Mettler, Dave Doetzel, Donald Reckker, John Stern

17/06/2024

Just a friendly reminder to all of us boaters here at the Lake of the Ozarks. Its all kinda simple…..just be nice on the water. Remember these words as uttered by a very wise man…”I aint here for a long time, I’m just here for a good time”….Be good kids!!

15/06/2024

A Hosemonkeycharters.com exclusive deal! Eight Hours on the Hose Monkey cruising the beautiful Lake of the Ozarks for you and up to 12 of your besties for $2,300 (10% discount to all military and first responders). No cleaning and booking fees!Captain and crew included! Also included is a Bestside Boxes and Boards charcuterie board, 1 bottle of champagne, a case of water, and a cooler full of ice for all your favorite beverages! Lets not forget about our large floating pad, and wading pool. You control the destinations and fun, we take care of the boring stuff like driving and cleaning up! Call us today to see if your special date is available!
(Hose Monkey Charters is not responsible if karaoke spontaneously happens on this vessel)