28/11/2017
Written by Steve Amitrano
'Twas the month before Christmas, through the land of the free
Was a HomeAway ad with a nice guarantee;
Our subscriptions were paid, we played fair & square,
But our listings were buried at the bottom somewhere;
Our calendars empty, the bookings are rare,
As for VRBO? They just do not care;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just had enough of Expedia’s crap,
When out on the web there arose such a clatter,
HomeAway service fees started to matter.
Customers quickly escaped in a flash
in seeking alternatives to save them some cash.
With our own little website we gave it a try
We have to do more, let’s diversify!
More rapid than ever, alternatives came,
They’re growing in numbers and changing the game
To the top of the listings and visible to all!
Now go away HomeAway! Can’t wait till you fall!"
And then, I remember, that money is strong
Expedia’s power is deep, wide & long
As I drew in my hand, and thought “did we lose?”
I realized that we have the power to choose
Expedia hurts both the owner and guest,
They care very little about our unrest;
They treat us unfairly and charge extra fees,
They block out our info and do it with ease.
Their terms -- how they’re written, will change to be sure
the fees and commissions are more than before
They want us to fail, they show no remorse The choice will be ours in changing this course
Expedia, Homeaway, VRBO
We’re sad to see that you sank so low
We all know good business, we want to succeed
We want it done proudly without all the greed
So let’s spread the word, and continue our work,
And book all our places without those jerks,
And give them the finger aside of our nose,
to confirm with no doubt that their company blows
We’ll spring to our laptop, computer & cell,
And do it ourselves. HomeAway, go to Hell
With hopes for success and prosperity in sight
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND CONTINUE TO FIGHT!
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