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An exclusive Hallowe'en themed online bakery run by Goblins & managed by The Dark one. In Warren, Michigan, USA. Text (586/946-0996) or IM anytime

By now you are probably saying what the hell is Goblin Town Cookies and why should I even care or want to buy something I'm not sure of. Well it's very simple. We Goblins decided to bake cookies we like to eat. As for you humans should you be curious, interested or want to pull a prank then we will sell to you and gladly take your miserable money. Goblin cookies are fresh baked to order on hell-fi

re heated brimstone by food safety certified (well sort of) goblins, in a standard residential home-based underground (of course) kitchen, operating under the Michigan cottage food laws. We are not humans nor are perfect in anyway. Thank you kindly. Therefore if for whatever reason we bake something that doesn't meet your expectations then too bad, live with it- we can because we think its awesome...remember we are Goblins. This means no refunds. If you bought it and don't like it then give it to someone else. If cute, plain & simple is what you are looking for then these cookies aren't ment for you and we recommend you should just leave now before insulting us with your requests! We do encourage you to help spread Goblin awareness by supporting this site with "LIKES" "SHARES" and frequent monetary gratuity. (A special thank you to: "Little Horrors" for their artistic contributions. Please visit their site to support an honorary goblin artist)

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Warning: Due to the sometimes mischievously demented demonic nature of Goblins we can at times be rude,arrogant and mean. This page is not recommended for children & If you are disturbed in anyway with whatever is dictated or released then please refrain from this site. You have been warned!

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