Twisted Toys

11/06/2013

I don't think its possible to be weirder than nature http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de4_1383356941

Okay...

09/24/2013

Santa Claus just touched me. I never thought I'd feel violated until now.

07/11/2013

Is it mean to laugh when a little boy bounces off a parking meter by walking straight into it? Maybe karma is real cause I've definitely been that little boy!

07/04/2013

Funny personal story. I have a family friend much older who has known me since I was a child. She has the funniest memories about me and must think I was such a bad kid. Her estranged son who is my age must have blamed everything on me and made things up. She has false memories of me and says things like "remember when you set that hillside on fire with fireworks and the neighbors called the cops on you?!" I said "uhhhhhhh, no never happened" . Funny thing is, she sounds so disappointed that these things DIDN'T happen. Happy twisted 4th of July!

06/27/2013

I lost 10lbs prancercising only because no one wants to hang out with me and eat burritos.

06/27/2013

Toy box with an attitude!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=96b_1372272476

lol

06/26/2013

BREAKING NEWS: Micky Dolenz unites with Eric Clapton and Justin Bieber to do a MONKEES revival tour.. Like for tickets.

06/24/2013

A few Bu****le Bear orders to get out today! One as a engagement/wedding gift, another to France! Happy to pe*****te the world with twisted toys!

06/20/2013

Launching a new taxidermy service for pet owners. We record your pets while they are alive. After they're "gone" they will be REANIMATED with lights and sound. Glowing eyes included at no additional charge! Here is a picture of an early prototype.

06/16/2013

Is anyone else surprised that searching"speedball punching bag in the shape of a nu***ck" yields nothing on Google images? Come on Internet, it seems so obvious!

06/15/2013

So basically no one sees this post unless I pay money to have it "boosted"? What happens when I pull down my pants? Will anyone notice?

06/15/2013

This is really twisted. Teddy bear surgery with real organs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYaTa_lOf4&feature=youtu.be

Music : https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/prelude-in-c-major

01/01/2013

Happy New Year's folks! May the fiscal cliff not get the better of us!

11/26/2012

Hey It's Cyber Monday! Here's a 20% off code for www.twistedtoys.com

CYBERMONDAY

This code will be good for 24 hours!

Good toys, gone bad.

09/24/2012

The Bu****le Bear made so many friends today during its Folsom Street Fair debut!

09/03/2012

Happy Labor Day folks! We're back after some fun vacations in August and we have our eyes set on Folsom Street Fair! We'd love to share a booth with someone if possible (and yes, we'll help pay the vendor fee). If there is anyone that is setting up at the fair and is willing to share their space with us, please let us know!