29/05/2023
Welcome to South Africa ππ
-We call every toothpaste COLGATE!
We don't careπ π π!
We are like thatπ π π!
-We call every insecticide, DOOM!
We can't help itπππ!
-We call every detergent OMO
It's in our DNAπππ!
-We point at an empty chair and ask βWho's sitting thereβ?
We are like thatπ
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We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "koh koh koh" Who's in the houseπ
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We are just like that.
-When ESKOMβ‘ takes Electricity, we go out and, check if it's the whole
street!
We are just like thatπ
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-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problemπππ!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's used!
We don't careππ€£!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by manππ€£ππ€£ππ€£, we are in South Africa phela.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away! This is Mzansi phela.
We are courteous ππ€£ππ€£π€£.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like thatππ€£π
-We can't change, the way we are ππ
-We are πππ€ͺSouth Africans.
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When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly πππ.
We are Africansππππππ