25/05/2024
40 Countries to 40 – Nomadic Ways
I was asked to talk about my journey through 10 countries: Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Zambia, Malawi, Tanzania, Kenya, Uganda, Rwanda, and South Sudan.
I began my journey on March 17th in Windhoek, Namibia, which felt like an extension of South Africa. The shops were familiar, and the currency was the same. It was like traveling without actually leaving home! But I must say, Namibia is beautiful. I explored quite a few malls and even went to the cinema. Who knew my grand adventure would start with retail therapy and a movie?
From there, I ventured to Kasane, Botswana, where I went on my first (and likely last) game drive at Chobe National Park. Sure, I saw all the animals I wanted to – giraffes, lions, elephants, one hyena aka Umahambayedwa, hippos, and impalas. Oh, the impalas! There were so many impalas that they might as well rename it Chobe National Impala Park. Honestly, seeing all those animals was great, but game drives can be exhausting. Sometimes you drive for 15 to 30 minutes without spotting anything but impalas. You need patience for game drives, and let's just say patience isn't my strong suit. Hence, that was my first and last game drive!
The following day, I visited the Kazungula Quad Point, where Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, and Zambia converge. It was mind-blowing to stand in four countries at once. Talk about a travel hack! I was technically a globetrotter in one day – four countries down, just like that! Imagine!
Next, I explored Zimbabwe to witness the majestic Victoria Falls. And boy, do they earn the title "majestic." At one point, I stood there and thought, "Lord, what were you trying to prove when you created this? This thing is huge!" I didn't make it all the way across; I was exhausted, and some spots felt like it was raining. Don't worry, it was just the waterfall showing off. I decided to head back and enjoy a cappuccino at a nice spot I saw when I entered. Honestly, I feel like the world would be a lot less chaotic if everyone just took the time to drink coffee. ☕️
Oh my goodness, this was ‘the’ highlight of my trip. Out of my 40 Countries to 40 goal, crossing the border from Zimbabwe to Zambia on foot was unforgettable. I know I'll still explore a lot more, but this moment stands out. There I was, with my luggage in tow, literally walking into another country. Until this day, I still brag about it. "Oh, you took a plane? Cute. I just strolled across an international border with my suitcase." Hhaibo! What an experience!
In Lusaka, Zambia, my bank card got stuck in the ATM, and I couldn't retrieve it because of my long nails. When I asked the security ladies for assistance, they replied, "This should teach you not to have long nails." Seriously, what was with them? I responded, "Keep your short nails," and walked away. To top it off, I had a horrible experience at my accommodation. I don't have much to say about Lusaka since I was just passing through and had nothing planned. I stayed for a night without any sightseeing.
In Malawi, I believe Malawi was good for me. Why? Because I became an instant millionaire! One day, I withdrew 100,000 kwacha, which is equivalent to almost R1,100 in South Africa. For four glorious days, I basked in the favourable exchange rate. There’s nothing quite like traveling to a place where your home currency makes you feel like a billionaire. Converting that money made me feel like I owned the world—or at least a small country.
You know how much I paid for my accommodation? 57,000 kwacha. And for the bus to Tanzania? Just 65,000 kwacha. As for food? A mere 5,300 kwacha. And the cab ride from town to where I was staying? 15,000 kwacha. And then there was the language barrier. One time, I asked for teabags at the guest house where I was staying, and the lady brought me a knife. Yep, a knife. Despite language barriers, I enjoyed the warmth of the people.
Then, I travelled to Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, which impressed me with its friendly atmosphere and low crime rates. But the traffic, oh my goodness! Johannesburg traffic has nothing on this. Dar es Salaam takes the trophy.
In Kenya, my visit was brief but memorable. I arrived at 8 PM and caught a bus to Uganda at 9 PM, eager to collect those precious passport stamps as I hopped from country to country. Now, here's the funny part: people mistook me for a Kenyan because of my prominent forehead. Yes, you heard that right, my rather sizable forehead! It seems that apparently, Kenyan women are known for their big foreheads, which are considered a mark of beauty there. One lady even commented that Kenyan women are "pompous," to which I responded with a chuckle, saying, "In isiZulu, we say 'BAYAZITSHELA,' loosely translated as 'they boast about it.'" Who knew my forehead could become my ticket to blending in as a Kenyan beauty? It was a surprising revelation!
In Uganda, I could move around freely, exploring to my heart's content, all thanks to Bolt. I wanted to experience riding those motorbikes called boda-bodas. Apparently, these motorbikes were used to transport people from border to border, hence the name "boda-boda." Uganda felt like home due to its familiarities, including the unfortunate risk of phone snatching.
Next, I spent over a week in Rwanda, feeling physically drained and focusing on rest and nourishment. As part of my slogan, “do it tired,” I continued my journey. Despite minimal sightseeing, I savoured the delicious meals where I lodged, including goat biryani, thanks Rose I'll forever be grateful.
Unfortunately, plans to visit Burundi and Congo were thwarted due to border closures and instability.
Returning to Uganda, I attempted to enter South Sudan but faced visa issues, requiring me to return to Uganda before flying back to Tanzania to await my flight home to South Africa.
Now, with 30 countries awaiting exploration, I’m uncertain about my next destination.
Currently, I’m taking a brief three-week break in South Africa, meeting with potential sponsors intrigued by my journey. Collaborating with them would be a fantastic opportunity. I’m glad I took this chance to explore these countries. Initially, I thought I was being overambitious, and my friends did too. But once I accomplished it, I couldn’t believe it. It was amazing!