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This joke made.my day:
Don't laugh alone ooooooo.....
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A man died and goes to hell. There he found that there was a different hell for each country. He decided he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He went to the Austrian hell and asked "What do they do here?"
He was told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Austria ghost comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".
The man did not like the sound of that at all so he moved on.
He checked out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovered that they were all similar to the Austrian hell.
Then he came to the Ugandan hell and found that there was a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asked, "What do they do here?"
He was told" first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Ugandan ghost comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asked the man. A concerned fellow
called him aside and said, "Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.
The nails were paid for but they were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Ugandan ghost was formerly a civil servant in Uganda, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other businesses!!" Your business is not his interest.
UK-UGANDA Convention media launch
*12th Uganda - UK Trade & Investment Summit Press & Media Brief held at Kampala Serena Hotel.*
Meanwhile, Willy Mutenza, UCUK chairman says that the event is going to focus on sub-sectors in Manufacturing and Infrastructural Development, Agribusiness, Renewable Energy, Real Estate, Oil and Gas, Public-Private Partnerships, Women in Business, Healthcare and Fintech.
*Mr. Stephen Asiimwe, the Executive Director of the Private Sector Foundation* and the Convectionโs new partner tipped Ugandans on what to do in order to attract foreign business partners.
Full article at https://ugandanconventionuk.org/elementor-48808/
Queen Sheebah is back in London next month to paint the town RED for LOVE FEST On 26th Feb organised by my bro Jaffar Jeff . I can't wait.
Limited #LoveFest2022 VIP Tables/Seats still available
You can reserve through www.jfsolutions.co.uk
Or get in touch for other reservation/payment options:
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Queen Sheebah | King Saha | Sama Sojah| VjOj | Sara Nava | WoolBetter| Geo Gaya | Dj Giddie | Dj Mac Pro | Dj Shady & MC Nancy Kitaka LIVE at #LoveFest2022
26th Feb, 2022
@ The Royal Regency
Equity bank has brought services close to you. *Visit any International agent and open an account or a mortgage facility without being physically in Uganda*. Then send money directly to your bank account with their partners.
You can click on the linkhttps://equitygroupholdings.com/ug/open-an-account/personal-account or you can send us an email on [email protected] or contact Damalie Balungi on +256754539998
Equity Bank Uganda
We welcome our new sponsor Equity Bank Uganda. Join Anthony Kituuka, Executive Director, Equity Bank Uganda LTD to the 11th UK-Ugandan Trade and Investment Convention UK.
UK Time: ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ต ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฝt, ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ญ | Time: 12:00 (GMT) | Uganda: 15:00
The virtual event will feature a fantastic line up of distinguished Speakers, including Keynote Remarks by Rt. Hon. Robinah Nabbanja - Prime Minister of Uganda.
Free registration: https://www.ugandanconventionuk.org/
World record holder Joshua Cheptegei took the gold in the gruelling menโs 5000m final at the Tokyo Olympic Stadium, finishing ahead of Mohammed Ahmed of Canada, who took the silver, and Paul Chelimo of the United States who scooped the bronze.
Congratulations to Peruth Chemutai
Congratulations to Peruth Chemutai on becoming the first Ugandan woman to win Gold at the Olympics in the womenโs 3000m steeple!๐๐๐
One of the best marketing for Uganda.
Billionaire man pretends he's homeless to see if anyone would help him...
What happens next shocked everyone...