Icky's Teahouse

07/06/2023

Still missing my bestest..

03/26/2021

YES!!

03/21/2020

RIP my dear friend, Ken.
One of Icky's finest and most cherished friends.
If you see a light, duck! It's probably the lightbulb of that great dimly-lit basement show in the sky. Save me a seat and a risky old tattoo needle in a darkened corner somewhere and we'll get it done once and for all!
Cheers my brother.

03/21/2020

10/20/2016

"Eugene police spokeswoman Melinda McLaughlin said the arrest of Daniel MacKay, a priest at Eugene’s Serbian Orthodox church in the Whiteaker neighborhood, was not a part of the FBI’s operation. MacKay was arrested Wednesday on charges of paying a child for s*x and allegedly using her to traffic co***ne."

Ten prostitutes were arrested or cited in Eugene last week as part of a federal crackdown on child s*x trafficking, according to the FBI.  The effort — dubbed Operation Cross Country X — was an international operation, primarily focusing on hotels, truck stops and street corners, as well as other lo...

03/26/2016

If anyone wants to be an admin and set fire to this boring and lifeless page, please let me know. There could be lots more vids added, follow up on who's still alive and what twisted and funny turns their lives have taken, what some of our favorite bands are up to, what's new in the genres that were regulars at Icky's, what has happened with our favorite pigs from the hood, etc. Anyone?

11/28/2015

Hey, I'm leaving Facebook for now. The A/\ page will cease to exist. This page will stay because there is other admins running it. I just wanted to let everyone know why. People report photos of human and animal abuse to Facebook and Facebook doesn’t think the images are worth removing but show a fu***ng ni**le and the photo is instantly gone. Facebook is stupid.

I will still have my other online outlets, I won't post them here most people who know me and care - know where they are.

Take it easy -

11/09/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 60 - Artless Motives - Her View (1994)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Recorded by MIke Lastra (Sm**ma Studios)

Acoustic Guitar - Josh
Vocals - Josh and Mike

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.) Recorded by MIke Lastra (Sm**ma Studios) Acoustic Guitar - ...

11/08/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 59 - Artless Bastard - Dumpster Trash (2009)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

11/07/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 58 - Hoogendoorns - Competition (1995)

Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Lyric - John Miley

Band - the Hoogendoorns

Credits -

Bevil - Bass
Gordy - Drums
Josh - Guitar

Recordist - Jared Rushton

Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.) Lyric - John miley Band - the Hoogendoorns Credits - Bevil - Bass Go...

11/06/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 57 - Artless Motives - Bleach Man (1993)

Music & Lyrics - Traditional

Drums - Chris
Guitar - Josh
Bass - Aron

Lyrics -

Far away on planet NaOCl
Bleach Man hears of aids
Oh wow, I must help them!

He has no cure
But he has lots of bleach
Bleach can save your life
Shooting drugs is not healthy
But if you gotta use the drug
You gotta use the jug

BLEACH

Cleaning needles is easy
And it won't hurt the rig
Kills the Aids virus
Before the Aids virus kills you

Here's how:

Flush the needle 2 times with bleach likes this
Now, flush it 2 times with water
Do not shoot or drink the bleach
Aids is mean, so get those needles clean

Cleaning needles is easy
And it won't hurt the rig
Kills the Aids virus
Before the Aids virus kills you


http://www.socialmarketing.com/campaign/bleach_man

Music & Lyrics - Traditional Drums - Chris Guitar - Josh Bass - Aron Lyrics - Far away on planet NaOCl Bleach Man hears of aids Oh wow, I must help them! He ...

11/05/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 56 - Artless Bastard - Punk Rock Runt (2004)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

You're a fu***ng house punk
I'm just a runt

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.) You're a fu***ng house punk I'm just a runt

10/30/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 55 - Artless Bastard - Feels So Right (2003)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

10/28/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 54 - Artless Bastard - Lullaby In The Rain (2013)

I'm mostly sharing original music here but I like this song enough to include it.

Cover of Lullaby in the rain (Jan & Dean)

Lyrics -

No sadness, 'cause I'll take good care of you.
Don't be blue, the sun will shine right on through.
So baby, don't you worry

We'll be friends now
We will be just like one
Having fun
A robin playing in the sun
No one can ever hurt you

You can come with me, to the mountains or the sea
If you want to!
Everything that is mine, you can have it that's just fine
with me now.

So smile now.
Aren't you glad your here with me?
Here with me.
Just where you will always be.
So baby, don't you worry...

So baby, don't you worry...

So baby, don't you worry...

I'm mostly sharing original music here but I like this song enough to include it. Cover of Lullaby in the rain (Jan & Dean) Lyrics - No sadness, 'cause I'll ...

10/27/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 53 - Artless Bastard - CCG (Coffee Corner Girl)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Recorded on 4-track cassette recorder, mid 90's.

Lyrics -

She sets my head in a whirl
My little Coffee Corner girl
She was working, last Wednesday
She's got black hair and
Lots of piercings

So, if she should want to call me
My phone number is 484-0809
But she probably won't because I'm,
I'm too ugly

I'm not some kind of creep
I'm not gonna call her or
Follow her all around
But I think she's kinda neat
And I
Thought I'd let her know
know oh oh oh
I like her

I think she's pretty

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.) Recorded on 4-track cassette recorder, mid 90's. Lyrics - S...

10/26/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 52 - HOBART - Throw The Dishes Away (1994)

Lyrics & Music - Aron C. & J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Recorded 1994, possibly 1993.

Band - HOBART

Line up -

Chris - Drums
Josh - Bass, Vocals
Aron - Guitar, Vocals

Intro - Timothy Ducasse, pounding his chicken.
(Recorded at Ambrosia Restaurant, Eugene Or.)

Lyrics -

*Tim -

Fu***ng dammit, doesn't anybody in this place know how to pound fu***ng chicken?

*Josh -

Woke up in the morning, didn't want to go to work, no.
My boss is such a fu***ng jerk.
I work at the christian college making 5.50 an hour
You know, my job really sucks

*Aron -

Wonder what I'm gonna do with my day
I get a call from my boss
Now I know, what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna slave my life away

*Josh -

Bust my ass

*Aron, Josh -

Throw the dishes away!

*Josh -

If I could find a better way to waste my day,
You know I would the first chance that I got
But I'm stuck here working at this s**tty job and
You know, I think I'm gonna quit now!

*Aron, Josh -

Throw the dishes away!

Lyrics & Music - Aron C. & J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.) Recorded 1994, possibly 1993. Band - HOBART Line ...

10/25/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 51 - P**s Pants - Wall to Wall People (1997)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Band - P**s Pants

We had been referred to as a CockSparrer cover band despite only playing a couple CS tunes here and there. I remember some skins driving down from Salem to Eugene to watch us, on word we were a CockSparrer cover band. They were cool though and all had a good time and I believe we obliged with some CockSparrer songs. Back then, bands like CockSparrer didn't tour the states much or at all (or weren't actively touring at the time). Luckily a resurgence in popularity brought that amazing music to many more people. Even allowing me to see bands like CockSparrer, Stiff Little Fingers, The Business etc. P**s Pants on the other hand were a hodgepodge of hardcore, thrash, pop punk and a couple CockSparrer songs. We were only together for a short time but we had some good and strange times.

Credits -

Mad Man Mims - Drums
Heartfelt Hoogendoorn - Bass
Jonesy Jones - Guitar
Crazy Curtis - Recordist

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.) Band - P**s Pants We had been referred to as a CockSparrer ...

10/24/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 50 - Artless Bastard - Sucking at the Needle

Footage from - Black Tar He**in: The Dark End of the Street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XfP58clo1I

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Tar_He**in_(film)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Lyrics -

You wake up in the morning
Sick to your stomach
Thinkin' you might
Wanna throw up

Get out a yer bed
Grab your head
Get in the closet
Open your box
From last night's deposit
Water to the spoon (s**t)
You'll feel better soon
You cook it up
You're shaking
Trying not to throw up

Put the filter in
And the cleaning begins

You're sucking at the needle
You're sucking in the needle
You're sucking at the needle...

Footage from - Black Tar He**in: The Dark End of the Street https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XfP58clo1I https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Tar_He**in_(film)...

10/23/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 49 - Artless Bastard - 1st With a Needle (2003)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Lyrics -

Didn't know, you're your only friend?
First with the needle, then you pushed the smack in.
I can't believe you did it again,
You hurt yourself, looking for a friend

Didn't you know, you can't hide from yourself?
Didn't you see me cry?

What does it mean when your silence lost it's thought,
and the people you hated also knew you could be bought?

And I sit alone and watch the walls rot
And I think about it -
A lot...

Didn't you know you can't hide from yourself?
Didn't you see me lie?

One day you'll be better?
And the world will know, you've won.

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.) Lyrics - Didn't know, you're your only friend? First with t...

10/22/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 48 - Artless Bastard - Even if I'm Insane (2006)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

10/22/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 47 - Artless Bastard - Blue Eyes (2006)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

10/19/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 45 - Artless Bastard - I Drink Beer (2006)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Lyrics -

Borderline crazy with too much time on my hands...

I drink beer, I don't have any plans.

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.) Lyrics - Borderline crazy with too much time on my hands......

10/18/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 44 - Artless Bastard - 44 with a view (1999)

Original 4 track version.

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Lyrics -

44 with a view
Back at the old school
I had to, put it all down

With the shades drawn shut
By the light of a TV set I took
My last shot
At that reality

Back in the business of
Boring and slow
I ride down these dimly streets
Uncertain and unknown

I do now feel
Forgotten
Just can't remember why
I wanted it at all

Are you dying?
'Cause it just aint the same

Am I still saying?
What's the motivation?

And are you dying?

Original 4 track version. Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.) Lyrics - 44 with a view Back at t...

10/17/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 43 - Artless Bastard - Until Now (2008)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Musicians -

Jessee Ernest - Drums, Backing Vocals
Aron Christensen - Guitar
Josh Bastard - Piano, Vocals

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.) Musicians - Jessee Ernest - Drums, Backing Vocals Aron Chri...

10/16/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 42 - Artless Motives - Little W***y (1993)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

*Audio drops at intro and other spots. I am sorry for the poor audio quality if I ever find a reason or the money to get these remastered I would.

Line up:

Chris - Drums
Aron - Bass, Vocals
Josh - Vocals, Guitar

Lyrics -

You didn't seem to notice all the stupid things you did
Running from the feelings you're holding in
You didn't seem to notice, you're losing all your friends

Ripping people off, just to get your drugs
You didn't seem to notice you're losing all your friends

You didn't seem to notice, that cute little skater chick
That turned into a cute little punker
And still thinks you're the s**t

You didn't seem to notice that your new girlfriend looked like a tramp on the corner waiting for a bag
You didn't seem to notice that was me across the street
watching you rip someone off

and got chased, down the street
Right, stop being a dick and say hi to your friends
and wake up

Right now

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.) Line up: Chris - Drums Aron - Bass, Vocals Josh - Vocals, G...

10/15/2015

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A/\ 'SONG-A-Day' - Song # 41 - Artless Bastard - Doormat (2003)

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.)

Lyrics -

A friend came to my door
He closed his eyes when I hit the floor
He said, "I've seen this before."
I left it sleeping, under the doormat.



It's OK.

Lyrics & Music - J. Jones (JJJ, A/\, CJJ, ABAHD, ABHD, BS, TRBS, Artless Bastard - respectively.) Lyrics - A friend came to my door He closed his eyes when I...

10/15/2015

Tarantula Ghoul & Her Gravediggers! (Originally broadcast on 9 October 2014 as part of the Daily NewsBlas. Expanded blog entry written for this presentation.) Tarantula Ghoul & Her Gravedi...