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11/23/2024

FRIDAY SURVIVAL KIT: Luxury Edition 🏞️❄️

Essential Contents:
🏠 Luxury Cabin (with panoramic Bear Lake views)
❄️ Snowflakes Dancing Outside Your Window
☕ Hot Cocoa Station (Marshmallow Density: MAXIMUM)
📵 Zero Work Emails Allowed
🔥 Fireplace Set to 'Cozy Inferno' (Because Cold Feet are for Spreadsheets, Not Vacations)

Prescription: Complete winter relaxation
WARNING: Side effects may include:
✓Spontaneous joy
✓Uncontrollable relaxation
✓Extreme envy from your co-workers
✓Potential addiction to mountain views
✓Risk of never wanting to return to normal life

Dosage: Immediate booking recommended Refills: Unlimited (Because you deserve it)
Professional medical disclaimer: We're not doctors, but we're pretty sure they would approve! Spreadsheets do not. 😎

11/21/2024

🌲✨ Find Your 100 Acres of Happiness! ✨🌲

🎯 What’s on the agenda?
🏞️ Views so good you’ll forget your phone (unless you’re snapping pics).
🍳 Gourmet kitchen glory—2 fridges, 2 ovens, and room for everyone to judge your cooking.
🎮 Kids, teens, and adults rejoice—we’ve got everything from climbing walls to golf simulators.
🏀 Court-side vibes—private pickleball & basketball courts, so you can “accidentally” dominate the in-laws.

🤩 9 dreamy bedrooms, 7 luxe bathrooms, 1 amazing hot tub = room for up to 50 people. Whether it’s your family, your coworkers, or your “it’s complicated” group chat, they’ll all fit.

Oh, and did we mention? Private beach access + trails for every adventure enthusiast ever. 🏖️⛷️🏍️

👀 Book now and let the views—and the vacation flex—speak for themselves.

📍 100 Acre Lodge, the only place where ‘roughing it’ includes a golf simulator and Thermador appliances.

https://bearlakeluxury.rentals/vrp/unit/Hulme-55-15

11/19/2024

🏞️ WINTER WELLNESS, BUT MAKE IT LUXURIOUS ✨

Forget everything you know about wellness retreats. At Bear Lake Luxury Rentals, we believe self-care can include both meditation AND marshmallows.

Picture your perfect winter day:
🧘 Morning yoga (or sleeping in - we don't judge!)
🏊‍♀️ A dip in your private indoor pool
🛀 Afternoon "therapy" in a steaming hot tub
🧑‍🍳 Cooking in a chef-worthy kitchen (or ordering in - because sometimes self-care means not cooking!)
🌅 Watching the sunset paint the mountains from your cozy living room

No strict schedules. No bland green smoothies. Just you, luxury amenities, and the freedom to define wellness your way.

Ready to redefine your winter wellness experience? Check availability through the link below. But hurry - our properties book up faster than you can say "namaste" ✨

https://bearlakeluxury.rentals/

P.S. What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub (unless you want to tag us in your photos 📸)

11/15/2024

🌟 Breaking News from Bear Lake! 🌟

This just in: The weekend forecast at Bear Lake is looking EXTRA luxurious. 😎☀️

Perfect for those who want to swap their office chair for a hammock and their inbox for a lake view. 🏖️✨

Looking for a getaway that actually feels like a vacation? (We know, shocking concept! 😜) Come see what all the luxury buzz is about at Bear Lake Luxury Rentals. Whether it’s a lakeside retreat with your crew or a cozy weekend hideaway, we’ve got you covered. 🏠🌲

📲 Tap here to see our jaw-dropping properties and snag your spot before someone else does! Because, let’s face it, weekends are for relaxing… not settling for less. 😏

11/14/2024

Green Canyon Chalet - ridiculously luxurious!

🏔️ Plot twist: Your dream luxury log chalet exists, and it doesn't require winning the lottery!

Meet Green Canyon Chalet - where "roughing it" means choosing between the indoor AND outdoor lounging spots for your afternoon nap. This isn't your average log cabin... unless your average cabin comes with enough luxury to make a 5-star hotel jealous.

What's the tea? ☕
- Sleeps 40 humans (or 80 very friendly hobbits)
- 7 king beds that feel like sleeping on unicorn clouds
- A kitchen so fancy it makes cooking shows look amateur
- Private hot tub for your "I'm living my best life" selfies
- Home theater with a 100" screen (because regular TV is for peasants)
- 1-acre yard (perfect for losing your dignity during family Olympics)

Located 5 minutes from North Beach and smugly sitting at Green Canyon's doorstep, it's ideal for any gathering where "OMG, this place!" is your desired first reaction.

Pro tip: Being the hero who books this place comes with automatic dibs on the best bedroom. Just saying... 😉

11/12/2024

🐲 BEAR LAKE MONSTER WINTERFEST ALERT: Isabella's Breaking Her Winter Hibernation!

Our favorite lake monster is hijacking Bear Lake's biggest winter celebration (Jan 24-25, 2025) and she's got demands...

WINTERFEST HOSTAGE NEGOTIATIONS INCLUDE:
- Your best dance moves at the Monster Cisco Disco
- Your bravest cardboard boat engineering attempts
- Your spiciest chili for her cook-off judging duties
- Your most dramatic "Monster Plunge" entrance

Stay at Bear Lake Luxury Rentals property - Isabella's preferred luxury rentals for all her Winterfest VIPs 🏡✨

Don't miss Bear Lake Monster Winterfest 2025 - where the monster is real, but the fun is unbelievable!

Book now to reserve your preferred property.

11/09/2024

✨ Friday Achievement Unlocked ✨

Step 1: Survive the work week
Step 2: Daydream about Bear Lake
Step 3: Actually book that dream vacay

Because let's be honest - your desk plant isn't giving you the serotonin boost you really need. But our lakefront views? They're basically happiness in HD. 🌊

Swap your office chair for a campfire chair, your coffee-stained desk for a sunset deck, and your fluorescent lighting for actual sunshine.

Our luxury rentals are like the weekend vibes that never end (and they come with way better photos for your feed 📸)

Pro tip: Book now while your direct deposit is fresh and your desire to escape Steve from accounting is high 😎

Tag your closest friends who need to escape their work cubicle.

11/06/2024

🏡 BREAKING NEWS: Local Vacation Home Accused of Showing Off!

Reports confirm Persimmon Hill at Bear Lake is guilty of excessive fabulousness and causing severe cases of "vacation flex syndrome."

Witnesses say the 4,300 sq ft suspect has been caught repeatedly flaunting views that make postcards jealous. 🏔️

The evidence is damning:
- Two fridges (because one-fridge homes are for peasants, darling)
-A kitchen so fancy it makes Emeril look like a line cook
- A hot tub that seats 7 (or 8 if you're really good friends) 🛀
- More windows than a nosy neighbor's house 👀

But wait! The criminal luxury continues with a private pickleball court, because apparently, regular yards are so 2023. 🎾

WITNESS STATEMENTS:
"I came to vacation and left questioning all my life choices." - Previous Guest
“The views are like Bear Lake got dressed up for the Met Gala." - Another Satisfied Customer
"My kids actually forgot their iPads existed!" - Shocked Parent

WARNING: Side effects may include...
Sudden urges to become a professional chef
Difficulty returning to homes with just one dishwasher
Chronic sunset-watching addiction
Severe resistance to checkout time ⏰

Accommodates 26 people, or 52 if you're really good at Tetris (just kidding, please don't do that 😅)

Don't be basic. Be Persimmon Hill basic™️ 💅

Book now before we come to our senses about these rates!

11/05/2024

Calling all stargazers!

🌠 "Mom, why are there so many stars?"
"Because Bear Lake doesn't believe in light pollution, sweetie."

Let's be honest - our fall night sky is flexing so hard it makes your gym selfies look modest. We're talking billions of stars, zero filter needed, and more shooting stars than your dating app has red flags.

Pro tip: Bring someone who's impressed by shiny things. Then casually mention how you can see EVERY. SINGLE. CONSTELLATION. from your luxury rental deck. (Warning: May result in spontaneous proposals or astronomical eye-rolling.)

Side effects of Bear Lake stargazing may include:
- Temporary neck strain from excessive sky-gawking
- Uncontrollable desire to quote Carl Sagan
- Complete loss of interest in your hometown's "bright stars"

No prescription needed. Just bring your sense of wonder and maybe some hot chocolate. The universe will handle the rest. ⭐

11/01/2024

Dear Luxury Hotels,

Your marble bathroom is cute, but does it come with a sunset that makes angels jealous?

Sincerely,
Bear Lake Luxury Rentals 💅

Look, we get it. You could stay somewhere with a fancy turndown service. But here's the thing - we offer turndown service from Mother Nature herself. She dims the sun juuuust right, paints the lake in colors Pantone hasn't invented yet, and throws in a mountain backdrop that makes your Instagram followers actually mean it when they type "OMG."

Sure, our kitchens are fancy enough to make a Food Network star sweat. And yes, our beds feel like sleeping on clouds (the expensive kind). But true luxury? It's that moment when you're sipping your morning coffee, watching ospreys dive for breakfast, and realizing your "wake-up call" is actually the sun doing its thing over crystal-clear waters.

PS: We'd apologize for the humble brag, but... gestures at literally everything around us

10/31/2024

Laketown: "No vacation rentals allowed."
Us: "But what if it was basically a private resort?"
Laketown: "...go on." 👀

Meet the 9,000 sq ft plot twist that changed Laketown's mind. We're the only vacation rental allowed, and yeah, we're kind of showing off about it.

Inside your private kingdom:

🏰 An actual castle playhouse (not a typo)
🎮 Game room that puts Dave & Busters to shame
🛏️ Beds that make checking out illegal (kidding, but you'll want to stay)
🌊 Bear Lake views that belong in a magazine
🚗 18 parking spots (bring EVERYONE)

Plus, you're just minutes from Rendezvous Beach, because life's too short for long drives to the lake.

The only downside? Having to explain to your friends why every other vacation rental feels boring now.

Tag someone who needs to see this. We'll wait. 😎

10/29/2024

🦃 Uh oh, Thanksgiving is only 30 days away! 🏔️

Bear Lake Luxury Rentals: Where "I need some fresh air" isn't code for "I can't take another minute of family time"

What we're dishing up:

- Kitchens so fancy, even your foodie sister-in-law will run out of criticisms (challenge accepted, Jessica!)
- Fireplaces perfect for dramatically staring into while avoiding questions about your love life
- Enough bedrooms to strategically separate your feuding uncles since The Great Cowboys vs. Eagles Debate of 2022
- Views that'll make everyone forget they're mad about your cousin bringing his "special" green bean casserole again

Because sometimes the best family tradition is starting a new one... preferably one with less passive-aggressive comments about your career choices!

Tag the family members who deserve an upgrade from watching football on your dad's 20-year-old TV! 🏈

(Plus, the mountain air makes it harder for Grandpa to hear you say "OK, Boomer")

Pictured: Black Timber Lodge is available for Thanksgiving.

10/26/2024

🍁 Fall in love all over again this autumn! 🧡

Imagine crisp mountain air, stunning fall foliage, and cuddling by a warm fireplace - all with breathtaking Bear Lake views.

Bear Lake Luxury Rentals offers the perfect autumn romance getaway:

Luxurious properties with lake views
Private hot tubs under starry skies
Gourmet kitchens for intimate dinners
Scenic hiking trails nearby

Tag your sweetheart and start planning your fall getaway! ❤️

10/23/2024

🏔️ Dreaming of a luxurious Bear Lake escape? Wake up to this! 😍

Introducing The Bluffs at Blue Sage - where Bear Lake's beauty meets unparalleled luxury.

Sleeps 40 (yes, really!)
Panoramic lake views
Private pool & hot tub
Game room for endless fun

Tag your crew and let's make this dream a reality! 👇

10/22/2024

Event planners, are you looking for a unique venue? 🏔️✨

Discover Bear Lake Luxury Rentals - your gateway to unforgettable gatherings!

Our properties offer:

Stunning lake views
Spacious venues for 10 to 40+ guests
Versatile indoor & outdoor spaces
Luxury amenities (pools, hot tubs, game rooms)

Perfect for: 🤝 Corporate retreats 🎉 Team building getaways 🏆 Leadership summits

Which event would you plan here? Comment below! 👇

10/17/2024

🏰 Discover Monster Mansion: Your Dream Getaway at Bear Lake! 🌊

Imagine waking up to stunning lake views, splashing in your private indoor pool, and gathering with up to 83 of your closest friends and family. At Monster Mansion, luxury meets adventure!

✨ 9 luxurious bedrooms
🏊‍♂️ Indoor swimming pool
🎭 Private theater room
🏀 Full-court basketball
👨‍🍳 Gourmet kitchen

Perfect for family reunions, corporate retreats, or epic friend getaways. Don't miss out on the ultimate Bear Lake experience!

👉 Book now and create unforgettable memories: https://bearlakeluxury.rentals/

10/15/2024

🍁 Fall Foliage Alert: Bear Lake's Autumn Spectacle Awaits! 🍂

Leaf-peepers, nature lovers, and luxury seekers – your dream fall getaway is calling! 📞✨

Our experts predict an EPIC fall color season at Bear Lake, with vibrant reds, oranges, and golds painting our shorelines and mountains. 🎨🏔️

🏡 Our luxury rentals offer front-row seats to nature's best show:

Panoramic lake views
Cozy fireplaces
Gourmet kitchens for that perfect pumpkin spice latte

🍎 Bonus: Apple picking, harvest festivals, and scenic drives just minutes away!

🔥 Hot Tip: Book now for peak colors. Spots are filling fast!

👇 Share your favorite fall memory at Bear Lake in the comments – we'd love to hear your stories!

10/11/2024

🔥 Cozy Up This Fall at Bear Lake! 🍁

Chilly nights are perfect for warm fires, great company, and unforgettable moments.

✨ How do you love to get cozy during fall?

Comment below with your favorite fall comfort activity, or share a photo of your perfect cozy setup! 🧣🍂 We might feature your post on our page!

Tag someone who needs a cozy getaway with you this season! 🏕️❤️

Address

353 Reserve Drive
Fish Haven, ID
83287

Telephone

(435) 554-8237

Website

www.BearLakeLuxury.Rentals

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