Alfred The-Elf

Name: Alfred The-Elf
Address: Waikanae, 5036, NZ
Telephone: +64212800075

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I like to travel and cause havoc. My Mum and Dad own Kaewa Tours and they’re epic Humans.

26/12/2022

After my whiskey headache cleared Mum and Dad took me out for a play in the snow.
I didn’t think it was an overly nice thing to say that Scottish Squirrels are not clever squirrels. They probably went to the same school Dad did because Mum thinks he’s a bit slow too.

25/12/2022

OK it’s Christmas Night in Scotland. My awesome Dad reckons it’s time for a single malt Whiskey. OK I’m up for that…

25/12/2022

I’ve met a new friend on Christmas Day night…

24/12/2022

Hello my Human Friends. I’ve decided to help Dad drink this Dark Ale from The Orkney Brewery in Scotland because he’s such a lightweight.
I’m so excited because I saw Santa visiting a house earlier today here in Pitlochry.
Have a lovely Christmas all my Human friends xx

17/12/2022

I hope I’m not gluten intolerant…

17/12/2022

I’ve had so much fun onboard Avalon Waterways - Passion.

16/12/2022

I’m sorry Mum but I was busting for the toilet.
Dad said I’ve got super powers because I can make yellow snow…

16/12/2022

Top of the morning everyone.
Time for a Guinness in Salzburg.

15/12/2022

I almost died today.
I got caught in an avalanche after I was shovelling snow.
Thankfully my awesome Dad saved me.
Today we visited Arnsdorf and went to a little church to hear Silent Night Holy Night sang to us. Arnsdorf is the town where Silent Night was composed.
We then went to the pretty little village of Oberndorf on the bank of the Salzach River. This is the town where Silent Night was first played to the public.
We then went to Salzburg which was a very nice city and there were lots of neat markets for Mum to spend money in.

14/12/2022

Yesterday I went to Regensburg in Germany. It was a pretty city and I had a beer with my new friends from Auckland Aunty Sharon and Uncle Grant.

14/12/2022

Today I’m in Passau Germany. Dad has been behaving himself and not once has he mentioned the war. I think my lovely Mum has finally got Dad under control.
We went to an amazing Christmas Market where I met some new friends.

11/12/2022

I got up to lots of mischief today. Mum and Dad took me out because I promised to behave myself.
Well that didn’t last for long because I decided to have a farting competition on the bus with Dad. He won, of course.
This morning I went on a tour of the city with a professional tour guide (Dad thinks he is a pro but this lady was way better than Dad I reckon) - I went to Prague Castle, the Jewish Quarter and then Old Town to see this rather old clock to do something quite cool at 11am.
This afternoon I went on a foodie tour (my Dad only went for the Pilsener and Gluhwein). It was amazing. I had so much fun.
I’m going to Germany tomorrow and Mum has made me and my Dad promise not to mention the war…

11/12/2022

Figuring out what we are going to do today. Mum and Dad really need me to help plan their day, especially Dad.

07/12/2022

Day 2 in Prague.
It’s been chilly with a high of 3 degrees (a few snow flurries but it cleared up to a sunny winters day).
I pestered my Mum and Dad to take me into a warm pub!
I got hold of a 38% Cinnamon liqueur and dad only had a 6% Czech Pilsener. He’s such a loser!

07/12/2022

After 40 hours 45 minutes from check in at Auckland I made it to Prague.
It is very cold here only 3 degrees. My Mum and Dad should be arrested for Elf neglect as they took me out without a jacket.
Dad took me to a bar to try my first Czech Pilsener. After 2 beers I was swinging from the chandelier!

04/12/2022

And I’m off! When is the drinks trolly coming through? Asking for a concerned parent…

Address

Waikanae
5036

Telephone

+64212800075

Website

http://www.kaewatours.co.nz/

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