Morticia - The Dark Qween of Hearses

01/02/2024

12/04/2023

This is funny!!!!

10/31/2023

Funny!!!!

10/31/2023

This is true

An Airbus 380 ✈ is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet. When suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears!

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus, and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. 😱✈ He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?" 🛩

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"

The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?"

Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"

The AirBus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry." ☕🍫

The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seem great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important. ✌🌅

This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, and Smarter. 🧘‍♂️🧠

Dedicated to all my senior friends ~ it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip. 🤗❤

10/30/2023

10/30/2023

At A Halloween Party... Morticia was well loved ❤️

10/24/2023

That's way 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎

10/24/2023

I would LOVE 😍 to see this rolling down the street!!!

10/22/2023

6th Annual Halloween Parade on Broadway my first ever!!!

09/19/2023

Need a lift to a Haunted House? Or to your favorite place for drinks? Book a ride with Morticia - The Dark Qween of Hearses with your partner, other half or just by yourself and let's go for a SLAY RIDE!!! Hit up the "Caretaker" for ride rates.

09/12/2023

👻😈SLAY RIDE HEARSE TOURS😈👻 Bookings open Sept 15, 2023 for rides to your favorite places and back to your "Final Destination"

08/08/2023

She got her name plated!!

07/16/2023

She's back!!!

01/22/2023

Love the Red overhead light with the white LEDs in the door and underdash floor lighting combination!!

01/22/2023

Mother Nature was CRUEL to Morticia!! She's scarred for life!!!

11/20/2022

A CLUB PULSE COPYCAT!!! My heart and prayers go out to all my brothers and sisters that were lost and injured at Club Q!!

An attacker opened fire in a gay nightclub late Saturday, killing five people and wounding 18 before apparently being subdued by patrons, officials said.

09/02/2022

It's that time of the year that I will be booking rides to and from haunted houses, Field of Screams, FrightFest at Elitch's and other venues for Halloween. Or just let Morticia and I host your ride to a Halloween event, bar hop or just post up in front of your haunted house!!! I will be opening bookings October 1st!!

01/19/2022

It's been a minute since last posting but this has happen with Morticia... She is still ready for a tour or just a ride... Check out all what I've done with Morticia...

Installation of a train horn...
V***n Train Horn Kit
Built the setup for the compartment where it sits.. Also the installation of a dual battery system to power the air compressor

10/27/2021

SLAY RIDE HEARSE TOURS!!! 2 RUNS OF FUN and hanging out at MadeUpClub on Saturday night!!!! Hit us up for a COOL RIDE!!!

10/10/2021

09/08/2021

Hey Everyone!!! I'm open to set up dates now until the end of October to host rides to haunted houses, haunted places, corn mazes and other venues with Morticia and I,this Halloween season.... Here are some of the haunted houses and corn mazes to choose from that will have a package deal to attend...

13th Floor
Asylum
City of the Dead
Haunted Field of Screams
The Frightmare Compound

When booking a haunted house, please let me know which haunted house you wish to attend at least 5-7 days in advance..

Please keep in mind that the ticket costs change as it gets closer to Halloween so be prepared for cost increase from day to day... This posting will be revised of changes throughout September and October...

Please send a PM me back to get cost for events, rides and availability....

09/04/2021

09/04/2021

Hey Everyone!!! It's DezIRhae, Morticia's Caretaker!!! Be on the lookout starting NEXT week for promotions and open booking times for SLAY RIDE HEARSE TOURS!!! Morticia and I will be hosting rides to Cemeteries, Haunted Houses and Corn Mazes this Halloween season only during the weekends starting September 17th, 2021. She can't wait to see some of you!!!

08/18/2021

COMING SOON!!

08/18/2021

08/14/2021

Welcome to Morticia's page... This is a page how she and I are going to have a long relationship together!!! Watch as I beautify Morticia from the day I first laid eyes upon her... To the most recent photos of upgrades and to the places that we will go... Be prepared to see upcoming events that WE are about to hit the scene with!! And be sure to hit me up for more details on the events coming this Halloween season.