06/21/2023
A message from your flight attendant🤔❣️
Repost: 😂 Flight attendants Pet Peeves:
16, 16, 16, 1, 4, 6, 7, 10, 13, 14, 17, 18, 20, 21, 23 and 24 are mine!!
1) Absolutely, DO NOT ask us for Buddy Passes. It’s Very Tacky & late. Especially if you’re not in our family or inner circle of friends. Bc if you act up on our benefits, we lose our job.
2) Get to the airport 3 hours before, Bc we wait for nobody
3) Use the Bathroom before you get on the plane. You had all that time waiting at the gate.
4) Stop walking around the airplane with no shoes/Socks on
5) Stop asking for 3 & 4 Drinks at a time. There's 200 people on the plane & you think this is Golden Corral
6) Feet on Furniture & in the air.
7) Look at your Seat Assignments & sit in that seat. Stop playing musical chairs Bc you wanna be cheap
8: We have more drinks to offer, Beside Ginger Ale
9) If You Snore, bring your Machine
10) Use Your Headphones, we shouldn't hear Baby Shark for 3 hours
11) if it's a weather delay, the airline is not obligated for compensation. Mechanical, then yes.
12) Start traveling with a Carry On Item only. Y'all going to Atlanta for 3 days & pack your entire closet for no reason.
13) Stop Buying these Skip Lag Tickets, trying to be cheap. You gonna mess around and find out.
14) have that come to Jesus talk with your kids, before they embarrass you
15) Stop asking for drinks when you get on the airplane. You sitting in 42F, walking on the plane & asking for Moscato.
16) DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT. Press that button! But you poking, Snapping your fingers or Waving is Not the way!
17) Be Nice!
18) it's ok to take a Bath & use soap and Deodorant. We wouldn't mind it at all.
19) Just as quick, you are to jump on Social Media to Complain. Jump on there when you see a Flight Attendant doing a great job & taking good care of you.
20) If you can't lift your bag, we will check it!
21) The No Fly List is Very Real! Cut up if you want to!
22) Always purchase Travel insurance
23) Always have enough money just in case something goes wrong in travel. I’ve seen so many ppl stranded, Bc they don’t budget for “What Ifs”
24) We can tell the difference between a Service Animal, Emotional Support or a Pet in Cabin.
Some of y’all are slapping a Service Harness on these dogs to avoid paying these pet in cabin Fees.
And Service Animals are trained not to Bark! Wink Wink
25) Once we get to the gate, you who are sitting in row 36,,,,,,wait to deplane when it’s your turn. It’s late & tacky for you to Bulldoze ppl sitting in row 1-35 to get off.
26) Once You’ve missed This Drink & Snack Cart, you on your own Playa. Get somebody else to do it. Nobody passed you.. you was sleep sis. Snoring Going Up The Yonder in Bflat
Courtesy of: CJ Johnson
