Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For

05/28/2024

Part 2 of my popular series: How Close I Am to Mick Jagger

10/22/2023

Yes that is (most likely) me at the Hackney Diamonds release party having my mind blown for 30 straight minutes watching the greatest rock n roll band in the wor. What a night.

06/04/2023

Evidence that everyone made it out in one piece and had a blast on yesterday's incredibly fun Tour Noir! Thanks for taking part in an excellent afternoon of sightseeing, love, and betrayal !

01/26/2023

Bonsoir Mademoiselle, can we es**rt you to your seat?

11/12/2022

Another 5 star review on ! Come join in and enjoy the finest theatrical sightseeing tour NYC has to offer!

09/28/2022

Tour Noir is new and improved on ! Check us out or if you have taken a tour write a review (why not)!

09/11/2022

Yes I did fanboy and recited all of Robinson Cano's stats and career at him at the fantastic nyfw gallery show (also great pic by the man Kidsuper himself). He even daid I know his career better than him! What a legend and also LET'S GO YANKEES!!

08/24/2022

I have no idea how to feel about this...🧐🤔
Thanks for expanding our clientele with those targeted ads !

05/26/2022

Love that targeting advertising from ! And they are absolutely right - you can't beat that price! Come join in on New York's finest theatrical sightseeing tour!

04/05/2022

appreciation post! Whether it be a tour that only had one person, to a tour for half of Columbia, to a tour for the NY Times in 120 weather - she always played Veronica to devious femme fataled perfection! Not only that - she was more than game during our pandemic touring season and always remembered to take pictures! It's been a blast and a stroke of luck for both me and our tour guests to both watch and perform with you! Keep crushing everything you do and thanks for all the fantastic tours!
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03/17/2022

Whether it be the famous space laser or how Veronica makes Jason green with envy - Tour Noir always shows off its green pride on all days not just St Patty's Day! Book a tour and see how your luck plays out on Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For!

02/05/2022

That late night winter magic of NYC. Should be used on a poster for the next tourism campaign.
📸: the incomparable

12/31/2021

Come Tour Noir'ing with us into 2022. Hopefully with a little less sweat - no promises!

11/27/2021

This Small Business Saturday is the perfect time to give the gift of a Tour Noir : A Dame to Guide For and help Tour Guide Jason and his mysterious and alluring femme fatale ex-fiance Veronica solve the case of the century - the disappearance of her new husband in the winding streets of Lower Manhattan 🕵️‍♂️ 🕵️‍♀️

We've been featured in the , , and you can find us on , , and every other experience, travel, and event site else under the sun!

Book now and we'll see ya soon with a the fedoras, sulty dresses, snappy banter, and history you can handle!

11/22/2021

Excellent run of shows and top notch singing, setlist, and banter. As the legend sang "I'm the first among equals, second to none, the last of the best, you can bury the rest".

11/01/2021

Nothing puts a smile on the face like surviving a Halloween Tour Noir! We don't know what our intrepid group enjoyed more: some friendly booing of NYU buildings or watching pasing cars and pedestrians yell at us during our big finale! My guess - both!

10/20/2021

Featured on spooky season things to do everyday during October!! Even though October 6th has passed - never fear take a tour any day this month (and even into November)! It'll still be spooky we swear!

10/12/2021

Always a happy customer!

09/28/2021

Displaying the goods at the ! Crazy.

07/29/2021

It's only fitting that a "Joe Gallo" would end up on a New York team. Welcome to New York ! Seems like the enjoyed that part of Tour Noir NYC a little too much...
Learn about the other Joe Gallo with a visit in Little Italy by booking a Tour Noir now!

07/13/2021

Keep the fedora - shave the neckbeard. Tour Noir is 100% neckbeard free since July 12 2021! Book now for a clean shaven noir!!

07/08/2021

We're in the ! Come read the mostly positive review!!! I picked out a few of my favorite sections and quotes. Share your favorite quotes below!! Also book a tour. Special gift for anyone who quotes a line from the article!
Article link: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/08/theater/new-york-city-audio-tours.html
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07/08/2021

Tour Noir NYC is in the New York Times which is crazy! Click to read a mostly positive and 100% hilarious review about a "gangling young man with a neckbeard" with his rockabilly femme fatale- while they take you around NYC with "sub sub sub Chandler dialgoue" and "obvious zeal" his enthusiasm rubs off "like street gum". These are actual quotes! Enjoy!!

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/08/theater/new-york-city-audio-tours.html?smid=fb-share&fbclid=IwAR2RnetF4fGcWtlkgyXpB1RxkLgAnRXh_A0PEnA6JT6wN8ModyoEie6AYI

Recent audio and walking tours provide a gentle return to spectatorship while also revealing overlooked corners of the city.

07/08/2021

07/01/2021

This shirt was made for Tour Noir. Can't wait to sweat on those fedora and bowties!

06/29/2021

When Veronica is feeling that good it usually means bad news for your humble guide Jason Thompson!

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06/18/2021

Playbill?? More like Tour Noir bill! Enjoy a total original freebie on a Tour Noir!

05/04/2021

"Tour Noir is a pathway to many tours some might consider unnatural...

Is it possible to take this tour?

Not from an unlicensed Jedi guide..."

Feel the power of Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For! Book now and Happy May the 4th!

04/29/2021

"All the News that's Fit to Print".